It's pretty darn simple....
All you need to do is find yourself one of these:
And once you catch one, never let him go. In his eyes, I am always beautiful, despite last night's mascara remnants. From his perspective, my days of PMS are nothing more than the spice of life, something for him to laugh about later on. Every meal I cook and serve him is like having Thanksgiving every day. To him, I am his world, in spite of the fact, I sometimes feel so lonely and isolated.
It's pretty easy being a super-wifey....all you need is the love of a good man.
(Isn't he handsome?....I know I'm partial, but really, my opinion is the only one that technically matters :) )